Space Tourist Reveals ISS is Pretty Boring

American millionaire Space Tourist, Dr. Greg Olsen, recently returned to Earth to speak with CNN. He had only been visiting the International Space Station for about a week, but sounded as if it was 1960 all over again and nobody knows anything about zero-gravity or living in Space.

Is there anyone who doesn't know what astronauts eat? You can buy the stuff at the NASA gift shop, freeze-dried strawberries and ice cream are all the rage with 10-year-olds.
Sleeping in Space, using the restroom in Space and floating around doing nothing, that's basically what he got for his $20 million ticket to Space.
And to top it all off, he doesn't like being referred to as a "Space tourist" since he conducted a few experiments for the ESA.

Boy, am I jealous...